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Charges coming in ancient rock-toppling stunt, Utah prosecutor says
Thu Jan 30, 2014
Apparently Swagganuts didn't see the video and notice how much effort it took to topple that rock! They were idiots and I just regret that it didn't fall on them.
Feds to seek death penalty against accused Boston bomber Tsarnaev
Thu Jan 30, 2014
In Saudi Arabia they would have walked him out into the square in front of the Ministry of Justice, AKA Chop Chop Square, kneeled him down over a block and chopped his head off. They don't mess around over there. It happened while I was there 30 years ago. Their punishment were a deterent.
Indiana highway reopens after massive pileup kills 3, injures 22
Fri Jan 24, 2014
Besides, Interstate Commerce is one of the reasons the Interstate Highway System was built in the first place. Plus, there isn't a Rail Yard in every town.
Supreme Court justices weigh restitution to victims of child porn
Wed Jan 22, 2014
Restitution should be everything they have and then pay with their lives.
California Little Leaguer sued by own coach for 'carelessly' celebrating
Wed Jan 15, 2014
Sounds like the good Dr is a little bitch.
Pay $6.3 million for wildfire, Forest Service tells 77-year-old Wyoming man
Wed Jan 8, 2014
Let's see, Teton County, land of the millionaires and billionaires, the edge of the National Forest, even higher land values. If the old man isn't, the son is probably loaded so no they probably have that in the bank. Regular people can't even afford to pay attention in that county. He was an idiot …
Father, son drown while attempting challenging cave dive in Florida
Thu Dec 26, 2013
Drunken woman enters elephant pen at Denver Zoo, gets electric shock: cops
Tue Dec 24, 2013
One big-assed built in tazer!
'Monster' leashed: Smirking child molester jailed for 145 years
Fri Dec 13, 2013
There are those that advocate Chemical Castration. Chemicals wear off. Do it with a rusty table knife. Unfortunately, they will put him in segregation away from the regular convicts, but if they really want to get at him they will.
'Batkid' cost San Francisco $105,000
Wed Nov 20, 2013
I'm thinking that this is probably the best $105,000 that has been spent by any government entity in a very long time. You trolls that want to complain and talk smack about it make me want to track you down and see how far I can put my size 11 boot up your Colon! Jerkwads!!!!!
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Were the parents of a 6-year-old cheerleader right to complain about a 'booty' cheer?
Yes. The cheer was inappropriate for the child's age.
Although there seems a fair bit of overreaction on both sides, that cheer is somewhat inappropriate for 6 year olds.
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